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HELP STOP SWINE FLU, MOM SAID WASH YOUR HANDS, AND USE SOAP

Well the Swine Flu has returned from its last romp back in the 70’s. This time it looks as if it is going to go big. Take it serious but there’s no need for panic. We just have to follow the recommendations they have set forth to help keep it from spreading real bad and maybe it will be beat. But if you do become sick, see a doctor as soon as you can.

Also, You can NOT get Swine flu from eating Pork. So pass me the bacon, please.

Now here are some easy steps, to help keep you from getting sick.

  • Use hand soap when washing your hands.
  • Wash your hands.
  • Keep away from anyone who appears ill, as much as possible.
  • Keep away from crowded places, as much as possible.
  • Wash Your Hands.
  • Keep from spreading germs, cover your mouth and nose when you cough or sneeze.
  • Keep your hands off your face and out of your mouth, ears, eyes and nose as much as possible.
  • Wash Your Hands.
  • If you are sick, don’t go out. This is definitely a problem, because most people have to work, but use sick days if you have them.
  • Keep Washing Your Hands!

Now I don’t think there is a mom in America, that hasn’t told her kids to Wash Your Hands, and Use Soap!!

So listen to our moms and Do It!

Now, read on and enjoy. (Feel free to post this, where you think it will help.)

I’m Throwing in the Old Towel.

That’s right, we all need to throw in the old towel just a little more often. You know, after we answer that time-honored call from Mother Nature, please remember to throw in the old towel. We were all guilty as kids and we all know it.

So what’s our problem now? Oh I know, the doors don’t have those magic automatic open thingys, that’s the reason.

You see, after we use that magic toilet with the magical flusher, then wash our hands in a sink where the water knows we are there, adding soap to the process by waving our hands below a little box on the wall, then step over and wave them again like a magic wand,  Wahlaa, out comes the towel, then I guess it’s time we give up the magic act, because for the final trick we get to the door and yell, Open Saysamee, but it doesn’t open!

This leaves us with the only option for our great escape, which is to grab the handle. Ya you know, the dreaded handle that thousands have touched before you and you know for a fact, that they didn’t use the old towel.

Hey wait a minute I’ve got an idea. Skip the automatic door thingy, but have two trash cans, one inside the door, one outside, that way we can finish the show. Now when the dreaded handle stands between us and the Grand Finale, we can use the old towel after drying our hands, to grab the handle and Maggicoo, We are on the outside looking in!

But most of all, now we have somewhere to throw, the old towel! Keeping Clean and Washing Our Hands Can be Magical! and Fun!

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  1. April 30, 2009 at 12:06 AM

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